March 2012
February 2012
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When you see the pictures you’ll see what I mean about Simon looking like he’s...
– Lewis, Yogpod. (via icarusversusthesun)
Using Moriarty's logic
acumberbitchinbelgravia:
Middle Earth is real
Hogwarts is real
There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs
Zombies are real
Elves and fairies exist
Also, this happened today.
“Dave, have you copyrighted this play?”
“No, not really. I don’t tend to.”
“Go and do it.”
“Why?”
“Because then we can negotiate how much I’ll pay you for the rights to perform it.”
“Oh…”
Four miles in twenty minutes.
I love Zombies, Run. I don’t love my aching calves.
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Stand!, Men Of The West is yet another addition to the list of cool names for bands I’ll never have.
THE HAPPY MONDAYS? THE KILLERS? THE HUMAN LEAGUE?...
Damn, V looks good. Now I’m excited for Reading, too.
If we shadows have offended, think but this, and...
That you have but slumbered here, Whilst these visions did appear, And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding, but a dream. Gentles, do not reprehend, If you pardon, we will mend, And as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck, Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue, We will make amends ‘ere long Else the Puck a liar call, So good night unto you all, Give me your hands, if...
FUCKING ASK LIMIT.
Going away to cry now. Or commit. Or run from some more zombies. Or smoke. I don’t know.
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livetogetheragain:
“then he says i worry about you and I tell him don’t and he says that’s exactly why.”