June 2012
WHY DOESN’T NETFLIX HAVE A PLAY ALL FUNCTION? GODDAMN.
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anobscureaspirant: anorangegentleman: tveitjolras: pennedhelvetica: I also try not to tell too many people to go to sleep. Because I am selfish and live in a crappy timezone. I live in a “good” timezone, but selfishly never tell people to go to bed because then I don’t get to talk to them. I live in a strange timezone, but keep the unsociable hours and expensive drug habit of an...
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tveitjolras: pennedhelvetica: I also try not to tell too many people to go to sleep. Because I am selfish and live in a crappy timezone. I live in a “good” timezone, but selfishly never tell people to go to bed because then I don’t get to talk to them. I live in a strange timezone, but keep the unsociable hours and expensive drug habit of an intellectual, so I’m always up. Until Jenn...
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Anonymous asked: Your myriad text posts are absolutely delightful.
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I always find it dreadfully hypocritical when I tell Jenn to go to bed. I’m only an hour behind her.
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borednawkward: showyousometacos: miggylol: I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu. LUCY LIU TO PLAY EVERYONE!
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1500 Ticket Conquest on Metro? Now I feel better.
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I am not a Palahniuk protagonist, but my attitude and appearance would suggest otherwise.
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HAHA you wanna tag shit like that? Prickly arms.
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I’m drinking so much water tonight. I’m like, constantly thirsty. I hope I don’t have diabetes. It’d be just my luck to get fucking diabetes. Especially in the summer. No, I don’t have diabetes. Tuberculosis, though - that’s still a worry.
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I kind of wish I’d given notice when I quit my job, so I could have spent two weeks doing fuck all, and being a complete dick to everyone. But then I remember that that was what I did before I quit anyway, and it all seems a bit pointless.
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I’ve had the American Office on for the past week or so, just in the background. I ought be paying more attention - I vaguely know what’s going on, but at the same time, some of the events kind of just confuse me.
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Also, you know what should have happened, and never did? Danger Days is a good album, and all that, I mean, after The Black Parade, it was such a massive, radical change, and it’s probably one of their best bodies of work. The evolution from Bullets to Danger Days is huge. However, I am very disappointed that My Chemical Romance didn’t hold up to their initial promise, which was to...
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My boots are giving me some fucking awful blisters. The things I do to go around looking like a character from a Japanese RPG.
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My friendly neighbourhood drug dealer is doing some thrifty business tonight. I can smell it drifting up through the window.
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I like that Jenn has a slightly unreasonable view of my survival skills. Quite frankly, in my head, in a danger situation, I’m Batman. In truth, I’d have my head torn off in the first eight minutes.
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DM: You see... a giant thing. Swiming in a big doomy thing... AND YOU THROW A ROCK AT IT?!
Will: A crystal.
Lucas: An ~ice~ crystal.
DM: ...When you party wipe it's not my fault.
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“IT IS NOT A CHILDREN’S GAME. IT SAYS 12 PLUS LAUREN. 12 PLUS. I AM THE...”
– With regards to Munchkin.
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