June 2012
WHY DOESN’T NETFLIX HAVE A PLAY ALL FUNCTION? GODDAMN.
anobscureaspirant:
anorangegentleman:
tveitjolras:
pennedhelvetica:
I also try not to tell too many people to go to sleep. Because I am selfish and live in a crappy timezone.
I live in a “good” timezone, but selfishly never tell people to go to bed because then I don’t get to talk to them.
I live in a strange timezone, but keep the unsociable hours and expensive drug habit of an...
tveitjolras:
pennedhelvetica:
I also try not to tell too many people to go to sleep. Because I am selfish and live in a crappy timezone.
I live in a “good” timezone, but selfishly never tell people to go to bed because then I don’t get to talk to them.
I live in a strange timezone, but keep the unsociable hours and expensive drug habit of an intellectual, so I’m always up. Until Jenn...
Anonymous asked: Your myriad text posts are absolutely delightful.
I always find it dreadfully hypocritical when I tell Jenn to go to bed. I’m only an hour behind her.
1 tag
borednawkward:
showyousometacos:
miggylol:
I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.
LUCY LIU TO PLAY EVERYONE!
2 tags
1500 Ticket Conquest on Metro? Now I feel better.
I am not a Palahniuk protagonist, but my attitude and appearance would suggest otherwise.
HAHA you wanna tag shit like that?
Prickly arms.
I’m drinking so much water tonight. I’m like, constantly thirsty. I hope I don’t have diabetes. It’d be just my luck to get fucking diabetes. Especially in the summer.
No, I don’t have diabetes. Tuberculosis, though - that’s still a worry.
I kind of wish I’d given notice when I quit my job, so I could have spent two weeks doing fuck all, and being a complete dick to everyone.
But then I remember that that was what I did before I quit anyway, and it all seems a bit pointless.
I’ve had the American Office on for the past week or so, just in the background. I ought be paying more attention - I vaguely know what’s going on, but at the same time, some of the events kind of just confuse me.
2 tags
Also, you know what should have happened, and never did?
Danger Days is a good album, and all that, I mean, after The Black Parade, it was such a massive, radical change, and it’s probably one of their best bodies of work. The evolution from Bullets to Danger Days is huge.
However, I am very disappointed that My Chemical Romance didn’t hold up to their initial promise, which was to...
My boots are giving me some fucking awful blisters. The things I do to go around looking like a character from a Japanese RPG.
4 tags
My friendly neighbourhood drug dealer is doing some thrifty business tonight. I can smell it drifting up through the window.
I like that Jenn has a slightly unreasonable view of my survival skills. Quite frankly, in my head, in a danger situation, I’m Batman. In truth, I’d have my head torn off in the first eight minutes.
DM: You see... a giant thing. Swiming in a big doomy thing... AND YOU THROW A ROCK AT IT?!
Will: A crystal.
Lucas: An ~ice~ crystal.
DM: ...When you party wipe it's not my fault.
“IT IS NOT A CHILDREN’S GAME. IT SAYS 12 PLUS LAUREN. 12 PLUS. I AM THE...”
– With regards to Munchkin.
2 tags
