WHY DOESN’T NETFLIX HAVE A PLAY ALL FUNCTION? GODDAMN.
I also try not to tell too many people to go to sleep. Because I am selfish and live in a crappy timezone.
I live in a “good” timezone, but selfishly never tell people to go to bed because then I don’t get to talk to them.
I live in a strange timezone, but keep the unsociable hours and expensive drug habit of an intellectual, so I’m always up. Until Jenn sics you all on me and then I have to go to bed.
Speaking of, Dave, what time is it over there? 2? 3?
I GOT TEN MINUTES. Jenn said I have an hour. And besides, I’ve got the weekend off, so it doesn’t count.
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I also try not to tell too many people to go to sleep. Because I am selfish and live in a crappy timezone.
I live in a “good” timezone, but selfishly never tell people to go to bed because then I don’t get to talk to them.
I live in a strange timezone, but keep the unsociable hours and expensive drug habit of an intellectual, so I’m always up. Until Jenn sics you all on me and then I have to go to bed.
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Thank you kindly, greyface! Unless this is sarcasm - then you’re an awful person, and I’m deeply hurt.
I always find it dreadfully hypocritical when I tell Jenn to go to bed. I’m only an hour behind her.
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